Tuesday, December 15, 2009

(Asinine) My Personal Fairness Doctrine





I am no longer allowed to have an opinion. Correction, I'm not longer allowed to have a DISSENTING opinion, because it's too "mean" and "hurtful". Being objective no longer means that I get to have an opposite side. Being objective now is having an opposing side, on the same side of a given argument.

The very thing that people like about me, is the one thing I am no longer able to due, because of a few individuals who took things too personally, and got "hurt" in the process. So that's it, no more dissent, no more opinions, no more commentary, no more anything. I'm never giving my opinion to anyone, even if you ask. My personality has been SILENCED.

All this stems from a bit of a spat I had with one of my female friends, and my vehement opposition to her possibly dating somebody a decade older than she is (she's 20, he's 31), has been married and divorced, and has a young daughter. I don't care how nice somebody may be, but is it wrong for me to doubt the intentions of a man so much older who already has obligations when he's trying to date women a decade younger than him?

Apparently I'm not supposed to think anything, and if I do, I should just keep my questions to myself. So that's it, no more commentary, no more nothing, I'm just going to silently protest my censorship, and mow down anybody who gets in the way of my constitutionally protected right to have my own opinion, and being able to voice it as is without modification.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

welcome to my blog

Welcome to One Nation Under Wuuuuuttt? which is a non-partisan look at America, her politics, and some of the batshit crazy people that make this country what it is. Anything that catches my eye in the way of ridiculous political news that is in this country, trust me, it'll be here (maybe with or without scathing commentary).

Now I make no claims for what I say, nor do I claim any biases towards any one group. I have equal disdain and contempt for everybody, regardless of your race, color, sexual orientation, or gender. I'm not politically correct, I refuse to be. Political correctness is what has dithered down American society into a bunch of egotistical, over-protective, hypersensitive pussies, and I refuse to be another one. I'll always give you the straight truth, and tell you how I feel about any issues, and I won't sugar coat it. So if you're easily offended, I'm sorry, but bear with me...this is the kind of stuff that makes America great.

Each post will be labeled with a text tag (a la Fark) followed by a colon which will give you a quick one word summary of what kind of article it is.

The tags are (some of them are from Fark...because they just work so well):

Asinine
Stupid
Dumbass
Obvious
Epic
Unlikely
"xxx"-Mongering
Pathetic
Ostentatious
Tacky

Note: Some articles may be defined by more than one of these categories...It will happen, more often than not.


Anyways, I love my country, I love what this country stands for, and I love the people that live in it (no matter how stupid some of them might be...hey it's America). So with that, let's have some fun, and thanks for reading/ subscribing.